Cluttered Box

17 B*tch Face Problems

Some people have smiley faces, some have approachable faces and then there are those people who have an un-smiley face. I fall into the last group of people, because the natural expression of my face is, as I have been told, unimpressed. It’s not that I am angry, stressed or sad, I just don’t randomly smile – and I am sure that there are people out there who can relate to this.

Here are 17 problems only people with a b*tch face would have:

1. Those people on the street who tell you to “cheer up, luv”

b3969750-965e-0131-ec3a-1e702b831ffa2. Or keep asking if everything is OK. YES – I’M FINE!

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3. Some people think that you’re plotting their accidental murder, when all you’re thinking about is when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will get married

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4.  Other people start believing that you don’t like them. Honestly, if that was the problem, I think it would be quite obvious:

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5. It’s almost scary how much you can control with your face #empowered

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6. The moment when people tell you to smile and you don’t particularly want to but you awkwardly do…

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7. Or try to hug you to make things better. (Note: Nothing annoys a b*tch face person more than people thinking they need a hug to cheer up)

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8. The thing is, if I were actually sad – I end up like this

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9. Which ultimately scares people more than my b*tch face because it’s way too much emotion

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10. People telling you that the first impression they had of you was awful, just because you looked angry

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11. And when they finally learn that this is your actual face, they totally get that while you may be feeling like this inside:

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12. Your face will always look like this:

tumblr_inline_mvnuxcTSv31s16h0713. Therefore, the pressure to smile when meeting new people is often unbearable

justsmile14. And when you make a joke,new people are shocked to know that you’re actually normal and not unapproachable

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15. But when you actually want to be mean, you find it hard to convey a b*tch-er face

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16. Ultimately, b*tch face is a status that not everyone has and you can’t help it

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17. So while there are many problems of having a b*tch face, people just need to deal with it

robinSparklesbitchOn a parting note, I’m not angry, sad or stressed – this is just what my face looks like #whatcanyoudonothing

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